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Name: Rice Paddy
Hometown: Northern Maine
Bike: Schwinn Rocket 88 (The Rice Rocket) and a Specialized Rockhopper
Favorite Local Trail: Our Anthills
Racing Class and Category: Beginner Senior (25-29)
Racing Team: Westside Schwinn
Number of Bikes in the Garage: 4- with 2 in the oven
Cycling Hero: Mark Wise
Favorite Genre of Music: Classical
Favorite Sport to participate 
in when not Cycling:
I am an Alpinist
Why I got into Mountain Biking: Since I was old enough to remember, I have been subconciously drawn to bicycles in a way I cannot explain or even comprehend. The two wheels spinning with shiny spokes, the cranks forcing torque into the well-lubed drivetrain, the feel of acceleration, and the otherworldly centrifugal forces keeping the cycle upright just send a surge through me. It's very sexual.
Where I met Team Smack: Though I'd been riding the Anthills for two years previously, my first run-in with Team Smack was a mud-covered chocolate chip Cookie pleading with us not to ride on the trail because it was too wet. He was very pathetic. The next day I was at Westside Schwinn talking to Danny when I met Mad Eddie (his original Smack handle) and Chrissy. We talked cycling and generally made fun of Cookie. I knew I had found a home.
Why do I race: My first race was from Eldridge to the Bowl with guy named Joe Wanemacher (who got me into cycling). I beat him by about 4 feet. We were gasping for breath when he lit up a smoke and told me I had what it takes to be great. What I didn't realize at the time was that he meant a great Driller.
Favorite Race Story: None of my races would qualify as great. I can only hope that next season I can get to be as good as Cookie. Top Ten, baby! Top Ten!
Other Comment: I can push my glasses up with my tongue.

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